Schwarz shows up somewhere with a giant chain/studded leather jacket that somehow fits him, breaks the window on a car, and is able to basically hot-wire it. In the most '80s scene possible, our heroine pulls up to work at the burger place on her scooter with AMAZING high-waisted, pleated, black acid washed Guess jeans. He also apparently knows how to use a phone book. How does he know how to use all this antique weaponry? Did they make you take that class before you're allowed to time travel? He just looks like a really ripped bum with no shirt under his trench coat now. Our blond no-longer naked guy climbs off the fire escape like he's in fucking Cirque du Soleil and steals a shotgun from the cop car. Conveniently this place is full of clothes and some sweet Nike shoes for him. I hope he finds a nice ladies' jacket to transfer his soul into. He runs into some kind of giant department (thrift?) store or something. May somethingth, but he doesn't get the year before the squad car pulls up. He jumps out on the cop and demands the date from him at gunpoint. He gets pants from the bum and cops start to chase him because he's a naked guy in an alley, I guess. Apparently time travel gives this guy a five o-clock shadow and back scars. Another naked dude appears on the pavement. In a trash-filled alley, a drunk bum tries to avoid more lightning. Like L.A.'s homeless population doesn't have enough problems as it is. Is that one guy the alien bounty hunter? Blue hair might be Bill Paxton. Drunk punks fight over an observatory thingy. Remember when he was governor of California? How does a guy have muscles like that? More ass shot as he walks to the edge of the building and observes the city lights. On the ground nearby we see NAKED SCHWARZENEGGAR! He does not have the body of a real person. Now the trash is blowing and his truck is being struck by lightning or something. Apparently he missed a bunch on the ground, too. A guy driving a dump truck is picking up garbage. Okay, post-credits I believe we're in the present day.
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